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Saturday, July 07, 2007

â™ 9:07 PM

Loving loafers to the point of adoration.

Monday, July 02, 2007

â™ 11:31 PM

Adapted from Facebook

You've studied abroad in Germany if:

1. You have sorted your garbage into at least 3 garbage cans and you know the difference (or should know the difference) between Gelbe Sacke and Restmull.

2. You have ever drank: a Maß, Meter or Stiefel of beer.

3. You have ever had or not had lust to do something.

4. You get excited that CNN is in English.

5. You know what a Döner is, and you've eaten more than one in the same week from a different Imbiss each time.

6. You've been to Oktoberfest7.

7. You've worried before about catching the last Strassenbahn home.

8. You've ever been stressed out at the grocery store while checking out, and have noted that you will never take "baggers" for granted ever again.

9. You've enjoyed the ablility to walk down the street/ride the strassenbahn/hang out in public drinking a beer or other alcoholic beverage.

10. You've watched the Simpsons in German and hated it.

11. You've ordered more than one Kugel of Eis a day. Everyday.

12. You've laughed at someone trying to say "squirrel"

13. You know what a "Klo" is and you've gone "auf" one.

14. You know what the German Stare is.

15. You know what DB stands for.

16. You've ever explained to someone what a "pinata" is.

17. You've ever visited the local gas station on a Sunday because it's the only thing open.

18.You know the difference between Milka and Ritter Sport.

19. You know what a WG is, and have lived in one.

20. You've ever been totally confused on how to open any and all windows/doors/locks.

Hilarous but very true.

â™ 12:03 AM

Ive become such a Snob upon returning home.

It frustrates me how people here refuse to Keep to the Left.
It frustrates me how people here love to block, shove and stare.
It frustrates me how people here adore fighting for seats.

It frustrates me how people here bitchslap one another in their own language(s).
It frustrates me how people here think we are all slow, dumb and monolingual.

It frustrates me how people here fart and dig their noses openly.
It frustrates me how people here do not say thanks and welcome.

It frustrates me how disgustingly competitive people here can be.
It frustrates me how people here just love to win.
It frustrates me how people here drive like a 12-year old.

It frustrates me how drivers here do not greet you.
It frustrates me how cashiers here do not look you in the eye.
It frustrates me how salesmen here look like they have a big stone up their arse. its THAT hard to smile.
It frustrates me how salesmen here follow their customers everywhere - expecting us to grab and run out in 3seconds flat.
It frustrates me how hot, cramped and stuffy shopping malls can be.

It frustrates me how men here think they are God's gift to women when in fact, on the International Radar, they are a mere 0.001 on the Beauty Scale.
It frustrates me how ladies here think they are God's gift to men with their tight skinny jeans and typical zaratopshopmango sleeveless top.
It frustrates me how couples here grope and make out in public - expecting the world to be envious of them.

It frustrates me how we cant sit in peace without any music blaring or random individuals talking, no - yelling, at the top of their lungs.

It frustrates me how the Mats, Bengs and Cheenas think they are the coolest thing(s) on earth.

It frustrates me how ridiculous the Forum can be.
It frustrates me how typical the people here can be.
It frustrates me how dirty, noisy and kiasu this whole place can be.

Nothing satisfies me anymore and that's sad.
Once upon a time, I was pretty sure that this is The Place.