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Monday, July 02, 2007

â™ 12:03 AM

Ive become such a Snob upon returning home.

It frustrates me how people here refuse to Keep to the Left.
It frustrates me how people here love to block, shove and stare.
It frustrates me how people here adore fighting for seats.

It frustrates me how people here bitchslap one another in their own language(s).
It frustrates me how people here think we are all slow, dumb and monolingual.

It frustrates me how people here fart and dig their noses openly.
It frustrates me how people here do not say thanks and welcome.

It frustrates me how disgustingly competitive people here can be.
It frustrates me how people here just love to win.
It frustrates me how people here drive like a 12-year old.

It frustrates me how drivers here do not greet you.
It frustrates me how cashiers here do not look you in the eye.
It frustrates me how salesmen here look like they have a big stone up their arse. its THAT hard to smile.
It frustrates me how salesmen here follow their customers everywhere - expecting us to grab and run out in 3seconds flat.
It frustrates me how hot, cramped and stuffy shopping malls can be.

It frustrates me how men here think they are God's gift to women when in fact, on the International Radar, they are a mere 0.001 on the Beauty Scale.
It frustrates me how ladies here think they are God's gift to men with their tight skinny jeans and typical zaratopshopmango sleeveless top.
It frustrates me how couples here grope and make out in public - expecting the world to be envious of them.

It frustrates me how we cant sit in peace without any music blaring or random individuals talking, no - yelling, at the top of their lungs.

It frustrates me how the Mats, Bengs and Cheenas think they are the coolest thing(s) on earth.

It frustrates me how ridiculous the Forum can be.
It frustrates me how typical the people here can be.
It frustrates me how dirty, noisy and kiasu this whole place can be.

Nothing satisfies me anymore and that's sad.
Once upon a time, I was pretty sure that this is The Place.